Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome, im cabaret, au cabaret, to cabaret!
Hola, mi nombre es Curtis. My name is Curtis and I’ve been alternately a software tester, software quality assurance engineer, build engineer, business analyst, and general ne’er do well for going on twelve years. Prior to that I was what we colloquially call a “successfully unpaid and unemployed writer” which meant I’ve held pretty much every job with no discernible career prospects or long-term employment stability one can hold. Since I started my full time employment at the tender age of 16, this means I’ve held a lot of jobs for six months or less. I’ve at one time worked as a janitor, a disc jockey, a bouncer, a freelance reporter, a tele-marketer, and a performance artist to name just a few. But through it all two thoughts kept me going. It eventually landed me in career in which you now find me. These two thoughts are as follows:
1) I really really really don’t like unnecessary or ineffective process
2) I really really really don’t want to work in a fast food restaurant